Golf Channel's Holly Sonders gets Instagram discount for daring video with boxing legend

My God. I’m still here. What a twist. 

For those counting at home, the First Lady is now four days late. Morale is low, but we’re working through it. Maybe the kid doesn’t wanna come into the world during DNC week? Honestly, I can’t blame him. 

Can you imagine living in peace and sanity for nine months, and then you come into the real world and the first thing you see is the lunatics at the DNC? I’d scratch and claw my way back into the womb so fast heads would spin. I’d be like the kid from Christmas Story trying to climb back up the slide to see the alcoholic Santa. 

So, perhaps he’ll wait for Kamala to unburden what has been and come later this week when the dust settles? Crafty little move, if you ask me. That’s my boy!

On that note, welcome to a Monday Nightcaps – the one where we show the Dems what true patriotism looks like, courtesy of the Oklahoma girls over in Norman. 

Boomer Sooner!

What else? Speaking of the SEC … it’s GAME WEEEEEEK! Folks, we made it. It’s here. College football is back. Who is ready to lock the hell in on some Montana State-New Mexico this Saturday? Let’s get rich, kids!!!

I’ve also got some real gems from a big weekend of content – hey, Mina! – and a hero Newark bus driver who finally snapped and said enough was enough. What an animal. 

I’m sure we’ll get to some other stuff, but, frankly, I don’t really know what it is right now, so I’m gonna go the Michael Scott route and just hope it comes to me along the way. We’ll see!

Wait! Just kidding. I do have one more thing. Holly Sonders! What a return to Instagram for OutKick’s favorite golf channel legend. Yowza. 

Grab a drink, fire up Mina’s twitter page, grab five more because Lord knows you’ll need them, and then settle in for a Monday ‘Cap!

Holly Sonders gets booted off of woke Instagram for an innocent video

Screw it, we’re starting with Holly. Take that, Zuckerberg! 

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Holly Sonders – Anthony Farris really led the charge on that beat – but our girl is BACK with an absolute vengeance today. Why?

Well, I don’t know … you tell me! For some reason, Instagram decided to yank this video of Holly and Oscar De La Hoya dancing around their porch in the tiniest bathing suits you’ve ever seen. And by tiny, I mean … well, take a look:

The best of the rest of a great weekend!

Hey, you losers! Live your lives. Leave Holly and Oscar alone. They're just having fun. If you don't like fun, there's a big convention going on this week in crime-ridden Chicago. Enjoy.

Welcome back to class, Holly Sonders. We're excited to have a great time here. I promise Nightcaps will NEVER censor you or Oscar. You're both always welcome.

OK, let's get to the best of the rest of a long weekend of #content. Seriously, it was electric from start to finish. I hope you missed most of it because it was your last free weekend until February. I've been warning you for a month now to get the tasks done before week 0.

Well, it's here. I hope you're prepared. Weekend content from now on will be football, more football, and more football after that.

Welcome back, King.

First off to the DNC!

Oklahoma students and bus drivers freak out, and Texas A&M looks fast

Nineteen weeks, boy and girl! Here we go. From The Sun:

Dr. Ian Pearson is a futurologist who predicts what will happen in the coming years.

He says women will soon be more likely to work with robots than men, but before you dismiss his claims, listen to the science.

According to Ian, we are not that far from this vision at the moment.

Vibrators used to be taboo, but now they're talked about a lot in women's magazines. Ian thinks it won't be long before robot sex is more popular with women than porn.

“Many people initially have reservations about having sex with robots, but over time they get used to them, as AI (artificial intelligence) and mechanical behavior and feeling improve and they start to form friendships with strong emotional bonds, this reluctance will gradually dissolve,” he said in the report commissioned by Bondara.

Are you up to the challenge, guys? Of course not. We are all done for. There are zero and I mean zero There's a 100 percent chance we could even imagine having the stamina of a robot in bed. We're done for.

No wonder Hims.com has been showing commercials on my TV for the past six months. You know what's coming. And if YOU don't know what Hims.com is, you're lying. Come on. It's ok. This is a safe place.

OK, this is in rapid fire mode Due date for publication on Monday. First up? With college football season just around the corner, it's time to get the dorms in order. Welcome to the SEC, Oklahoma!

Working week 2024 indeed! Take that, DNC. And take notes. THAT'S how you win votes in this country, not by posting fake gas station videos.

I mean, seriously…this has to be the worst thing I've ever seen. What the hell are we doing here?

Ah, Dougie… there they are.

We're so fucked up in this country. Stay in there, son. Trust me. This is the height of your happiness.

Next? Speaking of being unhappy…

From TMZ:

A bus ride in New Jersey took a wild turn after the driver brutally beat a passenger… and now several videos of the incident are going viral.

In a video making the rounds on the Internet, the bus driver can be seen choking a man, threatening him with death and loudly reprimanding him for allegedly spitting on him during the journey.

Whoaaaaaaa, Nellie! What a kick in the ass! Bus drivers are built differently, folks. And subway conductors? I lived in Boston for four years. Those guys scared the crap out of me. This is why.

They are like the soup Nazis of the street. You pay, quickly find a seat, sit down, keep your eyes on the ground, and get up as quickly as you can when it's your turn to leave. That's all. Don't spit on them under any circumstances. That's a death sentence.

Finally, let’s check in with Texas A&M on the eve of a big season!

I'm pretty sure this is a Texas A&M parody. It has to be, right? Either way, it's hilarious. I can't wait for these guys to play Notre Dame in 10 days!

Most of all, I can't wait for Midnight Yell to be back in our house this fall. The absolute best Saturday morning tradition.

Take us home, boys.

Let's have a great week.

OutKick Nightcaps is a daily column that appears Monday through Friday at 4:00 p.m. (approximately, we're not robots).

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