Raiders fan tries to break up a fight, makes the two fighters angry and is knocked out by both of them

Football is back and that means the fan fights. Drunk, grown men in jerseys just throwing their fists around without caring one bit about the consequences. Even though it shows one of the worst forms of humanity, we're fucking eating that shit. We're turning our attention to the men of the West to find this chaos.

Raiders fans roll out of bed practically begging to get into a fight. In fact, they may only go to the stadium to find the right group to fight with. It's a networking event. As for the game, they still believe Rich Gannon is the quarterback. It didn't help that there was an actual brawl between players on Sunday that ended the game.

It got the testosterone levels going and the heart racing. Of course, there was bound to be a fan fight afterward, and that's exactly what we got.

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We jump right into the middle of Deablo trying to play the peacemaker between the other two guys. Big mistake. Never try to play the hero, it just doesn't work. You'd think he'd try to do this because he knew one of the other guys, but a few seconds later it becomes abundantly clear that's not the case. Crosby and the Chargers fan decide to put aside their differences from 20 seconds ago and team up to beat the shit out of the man in the middle. I'm talking synchronized punches like Homelander and Soldier Boy trying to take out Homelander during Herogasm. The end result is the Peacemaker 100% forgets every memory he's ever had. This guy doesn't know his name anymore. He's going to have to do the 50 First Dates video every morning just to remember his family. Jim Harbaugh makes Raiders fans beat the shit out of each other. The Chargers could be serious.

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PS: I've never been in a fight like this, but I probably wouldn't want to throw a woman to the ground. The fact that this is all being caught on video is going to end very badly for the guy. Aside from the guy's brain possibly not working anymore, he's clearly the biggest loser here.