APC Week 2 NFL Power Rankings: Packers remain in the top 10

Week one is over and we thought we'd start putting together a weekly power rankings post. We've carefully ranked all 32 teams in a painstaking, stats-driven process and they definitely weren't randomly put together based on how annoying they are. Enjoy!

1. Kansas City Chiefs – They say it's better to be lucky than to be good. What if you're lucky? And good? Must be nice.
2. San Francisco 49ers – No CMC? No problem. Shanahan, you mad scientist…
3. Detroit Lions – Face it, Packers fans, the Lions are still really good.
4. Philadelphia Eagles – It's hard to make much of a statement from NFL Presents Football On Rollerskates, but we know the Eagles are good. But are we sure about Jalen Hurts?
5. Baltimore Ravens – We trust Harbaugh, but the Ravens still have a lot of work to do.
6. Buffalo Bills – Oh, you forgot Josh Allen was a guy? Sounds like you have a problem.
7. Houston Texans – CJ Stroud picks up right where he left off, but as far as defense and special teams go…
8. Dallas Cowboys – Beating the Cleveland Browns is a great start for a team that is under a lot of pressure this year.
9. Miami Dolphins – You can basically set your watch to the Dolphins being really good in September, but is that sustainable?
10. Green Bay Packers – The Packers have gotten away with Love's injury and won't have to deal with the Eagles' defensive line (or the Brazilian turf) every week. Don't panic.
11. Cincinnati Bengals – Ah yes. So begins another year of the exploratory expedition “Is Zac Taylor actually a good coach?”
12. LA Chargers – New year, new (weird) coach, same Chargers? Time will tell!
13. New York Jets – Aaron Rodgers may no longer have his legs, but his throwing arm appears to be completely intact. The Jets have the potential to be a great team or to completely fall apart. Grab your popcorn.
14. LA Rams – The Rams' relief effort may be put on hold until their OL is back in order and Puka Nacua is healthy again.
15. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – I'm sure Browns fans are very happy for Baker Mayfield.
16. Chicago Bears – Rescued by his defense and Simone Biles' husband, Caleb Williams joins a long list of rookie quarterbacks who looked awful in their first start. He will get better.
17. Pittsburgh Steelers – Russell Wilson in protective gear as an emergency quarterback was the perfect start to another 9-8 season for the Steelers.
18. Cleveland Browns – The fact that Deshaun Watson continues to stink is some proof of the existence of karma.
19. Minnesota Vikings – We didn't need to be reminded, but Aaron Jones is still pretty great when he's healthy. And look at that! Sam Darnold!
20. Jacksonville Jaguars – Not a good start for a coach-quarterback duo that feels like time is somehow running out.
21. The Seattle Seahawks – Bring back the old uniforms permanently, you cowards.
22. Indianapolis Colts – Richardson pretty good, run defense pretty bad. Buckle up, Hoosiers, it's going to be an up and down year.
23. New Orleans Saints – Saints fans were treated to the good Derek Carr in the first week, but the team has some tough games ahead of it.
24. Atlanta Falcons – This Falcons operation looked as half-baked as Kirk Cousins' mystery meat. If I were a fan, I'd be upset.
25. Arizona Cardinals – Now with even less chemicals!
26. New England Patriots – The new look Pats actually showed up. No joke here. They looked better than expected.
27. Tennessee Titans – Throwing away a 17-point lead in the season opener? Not great, Bob!
28. Denver Broncos – A TV announcer yelled “Oh no” immediately after a pass left Bo Nix's hands – an interception in triple coverage. That about sums it up for Denver so far.
29. Washington Commanders – Jayden Daniels has a lot of potential, but the Commanders are miserable right now.
30. Las Vegas Raiders – Not a great debut for outgoing head coach Antonio Pierce. How long before Davante Adams completely loses his mind?
31. New York Giants – Oh, it's going to be VERY bad, isn't it?
32. Carolina Panthers – It's worse than the doctors feared. Carolina is suffering from a full-blown case of poverty.