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You have to check out this viral AI-generated disc brake diagram because it's insane

We are definitely at the beginning of some kind of artificial intelligence revolution. I am not sure how it will all develop, but someSomething big is happening, and it has the potential to impact all sorts of areas of our lives. I think that's why it's so important to remember that no matter what AI ends up doing in our lives, it will always and inevitably be a jerk. If you don't believe me, check out this incredible diagram of an AI-generated disc brake system doing the rounds on the internet.

Well, maybe I'm being unfair in calling AI an idiot. It's not so much an idiot as it is, well, kind of ignorant. Well, maybe not even that; AI systems are fed huge amounts of data and information, so they're not exactly ignorantbut they also have no consciousness, no idea of ​​what is real and what is not, and that's why we end up with masterpieces like this diagram.

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This image was first shared on the Instagram page Manufacturing_and_production:

Why the hell did they even post this? Engagement, I guess? Is this whole thing controlled by some stupid AI? Maybe?

The most amazing thing about this diagram is how wonderful Complex the damn thing is; I mean, just compare it to a diagram of a disc brake layout that actually exists in reality:

Realbrake Diag

I also had to look for one with lots of labels. Now let's compare that to what our artificial brain thinks of a disc brake:

Ai Bs Brake

OK, let's see if we can figure out what exactly is going on here. Everything is very clear and labeled, so that's good. At least no one should confuse their Abtoks with their Eualistics.

So we still have a disk, referred to here as the Amer Cyinlor or perhaps Meac Faces, and it is nice and thick, perhaps even thicker than the saddle-like Eualistic. Some long waves seem to connect this saddle-like unit to a large mechanism, apparently called the Anti-LOCD Shislehbes, so any concern about excess LOCD should be eliminated.

I believe the whole mechanism is fed by the Urinek, which I assume is a pressurized tank containing brake urine, and this is pumped into the system by the Cakcestor and flows through the Master Climder. I believe the advantage of this system over traditional hydraulic braking systems is that each wheel has its own drive system and the brakes on each wheel are completely independent.

I mean, that's my guess; these units look pretty massive and heavy, which I think would require bigger and more robust suspension parts. Also, the Master Clymber seems to be a little arm that 'reads' the brake disc itself; perhaps it checks for wear or damage? That would be useful!

Such a setup could eliminate the need for a master brake pump, which could be useful in an electric vehicle. Of course, it's also important to remember that this is all completely made-up nonsense, something that started with noise and was then compared to millions and millions of images of braking diagrams until it was refined into this pretty and meaningless pile of crap that I'm now showing you.

The future is about to get weird, friends! Not only will you have to look through thousands of pictures to find the one you need when trying to fix your car, but now you have to figure out which ones are made-up nonsense or you'll waste half the afternoon looking for the Abtoks and Urineks you had to replace months ago.

What a world.

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