APC Week 4 NFL Power Rankings: Packers crack the top 7

Week 3 is over and we finally have some clarity in the league! We don't know anything either. Also, the best quarterbacks are Jayden Daniels, Sam Darnold and Andy Dalton. So here are some rankings we're trying to understand… whatever that means.

1. Buffalo Bills – Stefon Diggs Ewing Theory??

2. Kansas City Chiefs – *Trying to write a whole sentence without mentioning the refs* Um… the Chiefs found a way once again.

3. Detroit Lions – Something still feels weird…

4. Minnesota Vikings – Sampathizers (I stole that), we are VERY back.

5. San Francisco 49ers – The defeat in the “Season of Hell” bowl in the last seconds is a bad image

6. Philadelphia Eagles – Saquon escapes his one-man offense with a win.

7. Green Bay Packers – Revenge is a dish best served hot in Nashville (sorry).

8. New York Jets – The old man still has it?!

9. Houston Texans – A taste of reality for the young wild ones.

10. Pittsburgh Steelers: Escape from Chicago by John Carpenter, starring Justin Fields.

11. Baltimore Ravens – Where in the world is Mark Andrews?

12. Seattle Seahawks – Undisputed, but undefeated.

13. New Orleans Saints – A little incompetence from Dennis Allen. Just as a reward.

14. Dallas Cowboys – Garbage Time GOATs.

15. Atlanta Falcons – Again, no ref mentions! But Cousins ​​seems to be feeling better with each passing week.

16. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Dictionary definition of “trap game”.

17. Washington Commanders – A star is born!

18. LA Chargers – Such a bitter defeat is unthinkable. Please let Justin Herbert rest.

19. Cincinnati Bengals – Joe BurWOAH, this team is in trouble…

20. Arizona Cardinals – Inconsistent, but the uniforms looked fantastic.

21. LA Rams – McVay’s magic strikes again.

22. Cleveland Browns – Gross. Disgusting. Yuck.

23. Indianapolis Colts – A win in the mid-off still counts as a win at the end of the day.

24. Miami Dolphins – Skylar Murray may not be the answer.

25. Jacksonville Jaguars – Is (insert coach, quarterback, owner, anyone) the problem in Jacksonville? Yes.

26. Chicago Bears – Cheer Shane Waldron into the sun.

27. Las Vegas Raiders – Not so smart business decisions.

28. New England Patriots – Drake Maye sighting!!

29. Denver Broncos – A masterpiece by Patrick Surtain

30. Carolina Panthers – We are no longer left behind.

31. New York Giants – Malik Nabers could inadvertently save Daniel Jones' job.

32. Tennessee Titans – I think Will Levis’ chances of actually playing against his offensive line are -150.

That's it for week three! Check back next Tuesday as we'll be recapping all the action from week four in a way that almost certainly won't make you laugh as much as we hope.