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The world's worst streamer, Jack Doherty, has been banned after he crashed his new McLaren while talking on his phone while driving

Last week there were about two blogs on this site about this streamer Jack Doherty, one by Dave and one by me:

And when I hopped on Twitter today, the first thing I saw was this video of Jack Doherty crashing his brand new McLaren that probably cost tens of millions of dollars. Just know that if I ever had the opportunity to have this car in my possession, you would see the safest driver in the world because I protect it like it was a football trying to get a final victory, around the clock to put on ice. I did some research into this accident and it seems that everyone is fine, except the car of course. You could probably have guessed that Jack Doherty, the judge, handed the camera to his cameraman, who was sitting in the passenger seat with blood dripping from his face, and asked him to take his picture in front of the total whipping. I had to repeat it a few times because I wasn't sure if it was real life. Sorry bro, I almost killed us by driving like an idiot, but are you okay? Can you take this photo? Incredible.

The good news for those of you who hate seeing this kid's face is that the platform he streams on banned him for endangerment immediately after the crash:

Driving a McLaren at high speeds in wet conditions while live streaming and making phone calls represents perhaps the most blatant case of endangerment I have ever seen. Luckily no one was hurt and now hopefully this guy has learned a lesson and will go Bolivian forever.