Good God, no: Strava is down

Hold on to your loved ones, people. Strava is down. You cannot upload your trip. And on a weekend? Double whammy.

That long, hard AF group ride you did today and placed 5th in a KOM? No.

That epic 300km gravel ride you did? Negator.

Don't even ask about the quick little crack on the paddleboard you were riding. Because you didn't do it even if you did.

This has happened before. It all started on the fateful afternoon of August 14th. You opened Strava to check all the updates – there was nothing new. Then you turned to Strava social media. A post on No one was quite sure what that meant, but we all knew it wasn't good.

But now it's different. It happened again.

Did Pogi even win the Giro dell'Emilia? Who knows. These photos could be AI at this point.

Nothing you did happened. You don't exist.

I'm sorry. I am so sorry.