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Promise Mascot Agency, the “world’s first open-world mascot management crime drama,” is all that and somehow more

It's hard to believe that the developers of Promise Mascot Agency believe in the words “too far.” A few minutes into the game, I met my new assistant at the agency I have to bring back to profitability, which only employs weirdos and outcasts. Pinky is a childlike severed finger with a hair trigger who can fly into a rage. Half an hour later, the first mascot I meet in the nearby town and recruit for my agency is a cum-covered cat (sorry, “Japanese yam”). He loves porn.

And yet Kaizen Game Works insists that they did indeed show some restraint.