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Nikki Glaser mocks Aaron Rodgers and Bill Belichick after Jets celebrate 'TNF' win

Nikki Glaser had another NFL-related roast in her.

And this time almost no one was spared.

Four months after making headlines for her jokes at the Netflix roast of Tom Brady, the comedian was a guest on Prime Video's postgame show “Thursday Night Football,” where she cracked joke after joke at the expense of the Jets and Patriots in a segment titled “Late Hits with Nikki Glaser.”

These included brutal attacks on Aaron Rodgers and former Patriots coach Bill Belichick.

“The Jets have a new quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, or as I like to call him, 'Throw Rogan,'” Glaser said of the New York signal-caller who has appeared several times on Joe Rogan's podcast.

Nikki Glaser had plenty of jokes for the Jets and Patriots.

“It's ironic that he's going into silence because he can't stop talking about it,” she added.

Glaser later joked about the viral moment involving Rodgers and Jets coach Robert Saleh on the sidelines.

“I think Saleh just reminded him [Robert F. Kennedy Jr.] out of the race,” Glaser added.

Rodgers was reportedly considered for Kennedy's vice presidential nomination earlier this year, but was not selected.

She also said it was a good thing Belichick was absent from the Jets' “loss” to the Patriots because “he was too busy watching 'Blippi' with his girlfriend.”

Aaron Rodgers and the Jets scored a decisive win against the Patriots on Thursday. Charles Wenzelberg/New York Post

Belichick, 72, made headlines for his relationship with Jordon Hudson, who is almost 50 years his junior.

Before she confronted one of the football stars, however, she had a joke ready for presenter Charissa Thompson.

“I just have to say it's so nice to finally see the photo to show my plastic surgeon,” she told a stunned Thompson. “But seriously, you were pretty intimidating, you look like the final boss at a country club.”

However, Glaser poked fun at herself, saying she looked like 49ers tight end George Kittle before making jokes about the rest of the panel – Richard Sherman, Andrew Whitworth, Tony Gonzalez and Ryan Fitzpatrick.

According to his teammates, the former Jets quarterback was called “Sacked Galifianakis” because he bore a slight resemblance to actor Zach Galifianakis.

Nikki Glaser even had a joke for former Patriots head coach Bill Belichick. AP

Glaser even talked about CJ Mosley's toe injury that prevented him from winning in Week 3.

“The team doctor said it was a grade 1 ouch, but they expect a full recovery after the doctor kisses it so everything will be better,” Glaser joked. “Wait, excuse me, I heard it was upgraded to a ouch.”

Glaser even said that the Jets and their fans desperately needed this win because of how the fans have felt over the past 40 years.

“The Jets are a lot like Bruce Springsteen, they come from New Jersey and have spent the last four decades making grown men cry,” she said.

She had one last way out, this time at New Jersey's expense.

“But actually the Patriots won,” Glaser concluded, because they were allowed to leave New Jersey.

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